GAME ART: POWERPOINTLESS? 2GIRLS1COMP’S NEW MOD REDEFINES BUREAUCRACY PORN

2girls1comp’s latest mod for Grand Theft Auto V, PowerPoint for GTA V, does exactly what the title promises, with the sort of straight face usually reserved for procurement departments and hostage negotiations. It turns Grand Theft Auto Vinto presentation software. 

Los Santos, once a city of carjackings, botched heists, police helicopters, and suspiciously well-lit sunsets, can now host slideshows. Press O, load the tutorial template, and the open world becomes a place where a person can explain quarterly objectives while standing near a burning motorcycle. No, really.

The installation instructions already sound like a conceptual poem written by someone trapped in IT support (“turn it off and on again”): 

Copy PowerPoint-for-GTAV.dll and the “presentations” folder into the scripts folder of the GTA V root directory / Presentations are saved as .md files / Images go into an “images” folder / Key bindings and presets live in config.ini / Script Hook V and Script Hook V Dot Net are required / 

By the way, none of this is too complicated, which makes the whole thing more insulting. 

However, if you need technical assistance, watch Marco’s tutorial, delivered in a lethal monotone, somewhere between Joe Pera and a municipal safety video, making BBC Boring Talks sound like morning radio on amphetamines... (continues)